"Zip it Buck Rogers"

You wanna know what's awesome?
When you decide to make a special snack for your kids for after dinner.
So you google "easiest peanut butter cookies recipe" and this comes up:
1 cup sugar
1 cup peanut butter
1 egg
Mix together, spoon onto cooking sheet, bake at 350 for 9 minutes.
So you make sure you have all the ingredients..
Sugar in the cabinet.... check
Peanut butter.... always check
1egg....carton in the fridge check
You deposit the peanut butter and sugar in a bowl and open the egg carton only to find this:

Except its just an empty broken eggshell....
And then you remember that Michael had an egg sandwich today. He must have used the last egg and then put it back in the fridge....
So you try to use milk as a replacement because the only applesauce you have is strawberry flavored.
And the spoonfuls you put on the cookie sheet are more like cakey clumps.
And they never rise and they never bake and your 3 year old comes out and says he wants a cookie but its just warm clumps of milky peanut butter sugar.

So you give him a lollipop instead....

And secretly your happy the cookies were a disaster because you have to be the winner of The Biggest Loser Porter edition. And if the milk idea did work you would've already been 7 or 8 cookies deep.

I hope you are ready for weigh in on Tuesday Michael...
Because all the stars are aligning in my favor...
I hope you are ready.

Oh and  can anyone guess where this post title is from? Its what's on at the Porter's right now!!

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